He has a strong sense of entitlement. It comes with the ego. A wounded ego; an ego with something to prove. The Presidency is his and his alone. No Grandma candidate shall obstruct his Greatness from asserting itself.

He has no controversial principles. In fact, he has no ideology. The Democrats are for Universal Healthcare - so is he. The Republicans want to privatize Social Security - so will he. Or not. Barack does not have ideological principles. It does not matter. He transcends principles. He will listen to everyone. Or listen to no one. By his Greatness we shall come together.

He transcends policy. Grandma voted for the War. He was against the war. Then he did not know whether he was against the war. Then he voted to fund the war. It does not matter. He transcends policy. The War was only used as an argument as long as it was useful to Barack. He is the Perfect Candidate. He has no ties that bind, no strings attached. He is only in it for himself. Barack shall end the War. Or not.

He transcends race. Grandma aches in the heart of the Great Barack. He is member of a church where racist sentiments are being preached. It does not matter. He transcends race. The pastor was only along for the ride as long as he was useful to Barack. He is the Perfect Candidate. He has no ties that bind, no strings attached. He is only in it for himself. Barack shall overcome.

He transcends corruption. He embroils himself in the Chicago political machine. Everybody knows Barack but Barack knows no one. It does not matter. Tony Rezko was only along for the ride as long as he was useful to Barack. He is the Perfect Candidate. He has no ties that bind, no strings attached. He is only in it for himself. Barack shall live in a Greater house than the house Rezko bought.

Grandma has tormented Barack his whole life. He runs into the mist to forget, but he returns from the clouds set on Revenge by Greatness. The Typical White Person is everywhere. Grandma campaigns against him. He calls her racist. He calls her a monster. It does not matter. Grandma never saw the Greatness in Barack anyway. He is the Perfect Candidate. He has no ties that bind, no strings attached. He is only in it for himself.

He is the Great Demander. He who is entitled. He who must be given.

We Must All Come to Obama.